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Sunday, August 15, 2010

where does dave come up with this stuff?

"Did i ever mention that I told a med student she could stand to lose 10 lbs?" -Dave

"You. Did. Not." -Denise

1 comment:

lisa h. said...: ahhh! poor med student...reminds me of kramer from seinfeld!; August 17, 2010 at 11:14 PM

Good Quotes!

You are only as HAPPY as you are GRATEFUL.

"You may feel yourself harassed as you struggle through the days with children, but you are living the happiest and most golden years of your life. As you tuck them into beds, please be kind to them. Let them hear a kind voice amid all the angry vile voices they will hear throughout life. Let there be an anchor to which these little ones can turn when all else fails. The Lord will help you to do so." Harold B. Lee

"Do not trade your birthright as a mother for some bauble of passing value. Let your first interest be in your home." President Hinckley

"You have nothing in this world more precious than your children. When you grow old, when your hair turns white and your body grows weary, when you are prone to sit in a rocker and meditate on the things of your life, nothing will be so important as the question of how your chidren have turned out." President Hinckley

"We will never regret the kind words spoken or the affection shown. " Thomas S. Monson

"We should never permit ourselves to do anything that we are not willing to see our children do." Brigham Young